Weird Stuff

The stuff on this page is so weird, it needed its own page. When we get uncategorizable things, we'll add them here.

From Aimee M

There was a man with a penguin in his car. The next thing you know his car breaks down on the freeway. This guy sees his uncle pass by. His uncle stops and asks him why he has a penguin in the car. The guy says that he has to get this penguin to the zoo. Then he asks his uncle if he could take the penguin to the zoo and that he will give him $100 if he does it. So the uncle says ok. Then some time passes by and the uncle comes back with the penguin. The guy is wondering why his uncle still has the pengiun. He asks his uncle and the uncle says "well, i took the penguin to the zoo, but i had money left over to take him to the movies too."

From Jeff Bowersock. The subject line of this message said: "I can take over the world, pour milk on cats, and poof! the llamas disappear. If anyone knows what that means, do let us know. Here's the rest:

One time while i was in english class we had to write story so i came up with this one:
A crusty peanut and butter like cloud of cheese formed above the Mr. Potato Head club house. Crackers, the duck, had just bought a dollar between doing an irish jig and eating a stick of dutch butter. Shorts the weasel and pants the beaver were playing cotton with butter and lollipopes when a horse fell on ducks foot. "Ouch," he said pushing it off his nose. After night fell they went to play hockey ball so they grabbed sticks of butter and ran into a bowl of soup. The horse ran into a pole with the green bean. every body in the class cracked up. one other time i was in the mall and i jumped on the floor screaming "My pants are on fire! My pants are on fire!'' every body was looking at me and they called security. i got kicked out of the mall.

By the way ... to see the cat that Jeff poured milk on, click here.

Here's from Samantha on this topic:

i think that story with the heading, "I can take over the world, pour milk on cats, and poof! the llamas disappear," was a mad lib. ~samantha

We think you're weird too, Samantha ...