Internet Scammers are Total Idiots
I hate spammers and scammers more than anything else in the world. First ... read the page. Second ... get even ... :-)
Here's the first part:
I really did get this e-mail. The really weird thing is that I got a lot of copies of this e-mail, so there must be an awful lot of gullible people out there.
Dear Entrepreneur:
Netscape and AOL have recently merged to form the largest Internet company in the world. In an effort to remain at pace with this giant, Microsoft has introduced a new e-mail. tracking system as a way to keep Internet Explorer as the most popular browser on the market. This e-mail. is a beta test of the new software and Microsoft has generously offered to compensate those who participate in the testing process. For each person you send this e-mail. to, you will be given $5. For every person they give it to, you will be given an additional $3. For every person they send it to you will receive $1.
Microsoft will tally all the e-mail produced under your name over a two week period and then e-mail. you with more instructions. This beta test is only for Microsoft Windows users because the e-mail. tracking device that contacts Microsoft is embedded into the code of Windows 95 and 98.
I know you guys hate forwards. But I started this a month ago because I was very short on cash. A week ago I got an e-mail. from Microsoft asking me for my address. I gave it to them and yesterday I got a check in the mail for $800. It really works. I wanted you to get a piece of the action. You won't regret it.
Idiots .... total idiots .... blazing idiots ... flaming idiots ....
Part Two: Getting Even:
If you detest scammers and spammers as much as we do ... go here and get information on Spamcop. It costs a whopping $12.50 for about a year's service ... No more looking up dns .. File your spam complaints automatically with this nifty software. There's a free version too although it's a little more work for you.
Dont' have $12.50? That's OK. Got a dog? No? Cat? No? Bird? No? Got a park nearby? A cow field?
:-)
Spammers fill your email box full of crap ... well don't they??? They're such idiots, some of them now include their address so you can order some of their crap. So send them some of your animal(s) of choice crap ... with no return address of course. And of course wrapped considerately so your postal workers won't be smudged. :-) And I do mean carefully ... in aluminum wrap first .. then a ziplock bag .. then maybe some other kind of plastic or whatever you have hanging around to really seal it ... Some tape maybe too.
The trick is to ge the spammer to actually have to touch the doo when he/she opens your parcel. Ha!
Another hint ... send it in a box and put just one less stamp on it than it needs. They'll get it "postage doo". LOL!
Sorry, but although we have had thousands of requests, we cannot mail doo on your behalf. Our two huge Labs only produce so much. However ... if you are able to supply mountains of cowflops or something, and want to be a "referral supplier" ... doo let us know. We'll forward your email address on to those who want to send "bull-doo". Ha! LOL! ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!
email to "icando-doo@americaworks.net"
