jobs for idiots and morons

The Idiot Test for Professionals

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional". The questions are not that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

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OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

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