Ever get the urge to let someone know exactly what you think of them? Maybe you've got a "favorite" professor, a snotty boss or coworker, a former spouse or significant other. Someone you truly think is a total turd?
This little bit of creativity popped into my head while gardening today. I was thinking about my dear friend, Auntie Am. More about her later. She's a neat lady. Auntie Am's hubby has an ex-wife from hell. Truly from hell. We'll call her Barbara. As you'll notice, the names have been changed to protect the innocent now and then on this web site.
So I had this huge, orange Homer bucket full of wilted and dried roses. They smelled wonderful and I hated to just throw them away. But alas, I also have a dog. Too lazy to go get another bucket, Widgie poo got tossed in there too.
That's when the light bulb turned on! Poo-Pouri! Yes!
Did you ever look closely at those bags of Potpourri? Sure, there are rose petals in there. But there are all sorts of other, unidentifiable twigs and shards of who knows what in there as well. You can be creative with your poo. You can shred it. You can chop it. If it's nice and hard and sun dried, you can even slice it into neat little discs. When it's to your liking, you need only to head on down to the craft store and get a few of those little cellophane bags and some pretty ribbon. My local craft store has colored cellophane bags. Green is particularly nice, with pink satin ribbon.
Here is a link to a handy little insert for your Poo-Pouri. You are welcome to edit it as you like. I chose to call it appetite enhancing Poo-Pouri, but use your imagination. If it's for a snotty co-worker, you can say that it's creativity Poo-Pouri to be sure she will have a big bowl of this stuff on her desk every day. You will not be able to contain yourself when you walk by her office. LOL!
Please do not get carried away with this idea and make trail mix. Hahaha!