The Idiot Truck Driver.
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There's
this guy on at bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for
half an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to
him, takes the drink from the guy, and gulps it down.
The poor man starts crying.
The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy
you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep,
and I go late to my office. My boss, outraged, fires me. When I leave
the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they say
they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it,
I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just
drives away. I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with
the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And when I was thinking
about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison!!!"
Courtesy of Jo Scott