the Idiots Hall of Fame!
Meet our lineup of idiots. Many of these nincompoops aren't idiots all the time, but they've done something incredibly stupid, embarassing, or have been quite successful at eliciting "duhhhhhh" from a number of folks.
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Idiots - The Archives
Here's Cutie's claim to the Idiot's Hall of Fame:
It was my birthday party on satuarday and me being the idiot i am I was outside dancing on a table in a bikini top and pants, and i was dancing and i slipped and went right through the table!!! there is a BIG HOLE in the table and the weird thing is i am only 110 so i dont know how i put a hole in the table and even though i was bleeding bad i was laughing hard.
We wonder ... was it really a table Cutie fell through? Idiot ....
Here's Lynn's claim to the Idiot's Hall of Fame:
ok, i'm an idiot. you see, i have a glass door.. it's almost like it's not there. One day, i saw a cat outside the door, i ran to catch it and bumped into the door and fell flat. secondly, i've been to all of the idiot pages on the net.thirdly, i'm writing this mail just to get the award..and believe me, i'm an idiot oh and one more thing, i was playing with a really sharp pin while watching the Exorcist, i got scared, and i accidently poked the pin in my leg, i still have the scar.. conviced already?
Yep! Convinced me! How about you folks? :-)
Here's Jamie's claim to the Idiots Hall of Fame:
I left a car in reverse and it rolled backwards and stopped traffic on a main road (whoops). At a party I spilled a liter of coke all over myself (Oops). I was in a hall with my pack on and I wanted to reach a sign because my friend said I couldn't reach it so I jumped for it, sort of. I slipped had my back are arch and I think I sprained it.
Yeah, I'll bet Jaime stops traffic allright .... shees ...
This one came from an Idiot who wishes to remain anonymous:
Well I have a few stories. The first one happened not too long ago. I was at a resteraunt with some friends and had no money. They were gonna stay for a long time so i decided to get something to eat. I politely asked for Crackers and Buttermilk. I really wanted the crackers but the buttermilk was a joke. After about 20 minutes she brought me the crackers. I then asked for a plate to go with them. When she brought me the plate she also brought the buttermilk and charged me $2.50 for it. I did not have any money on me so i had to ask her to return the Buttermilk. My other story happened when i was 14. Me and my friend Joel were really competitive. One day i tripped and fell down the steps. I bragged that i could roll down the steps better than anyone in the world. He decided to challange me and we had a contest to see who could roll down the steps better. I won. Hmmm some other idiotic things i have done include make a whole in a wall with a pen at my school that went 3 feet deep and then got caught and got in trouble, i once chewed on a pen that exploded in my mouth and almost gave me ink poisoning, and there was the time that i left my keys in the ignition with the doors unlocked and the windows down and guess what.... it got stolen.
Ahh .. yeah ... we'll let "student" be anonymous. I think it was the pen incident that started it all. "Almost" gave me ink poisoning is like I "almost" got poison ivy ....
Here's Royston's claim to the Idiots Hall of fame. Royston says this:
I used to think I was an idiot because I was an only child. But then my sister said no, you're just an idiot.
OK, I just KNOW there are more "only child idiots" out there in cyberspace. Yet only Royston admits to it ... Fess up you idiots!
Here's Nadia's claim to the Idiots Hall of fame.
No, there isn't a mistake on the page. Nadia said nothing. Absolutely nothing. The subject of the e-mail was "I want to enter the idiot contest". Is Nadia an idiot? Oh yes ....
Here's Dave's Claim to the Idiots Hall of fame. Dave says this:
Well lets see to start things off i always forget to turn the door knob first before i try to go in a door, so i always smack face first into it.. second of all i am an electricity meter reader and one day i got out of my truck on the drivers side cause i was drivin to read a meter but after i got done readin the meter i got back in on the passenger side and proceeded to wait for the truck to drive away as i was the only one in the truck.. and third i am such an idiot because one time when i was 17 I went hunting with my dad but i forgot my gun but i did remember the shells and the forth and final reason why i am such an idiot is that one time i turned on the shower to get it all hot.. I waited a few minutes and came back in and the tub filled up with water, So i got the plunger out to unclog the drain but that didnt work.. When my roommate came home from work i yelled at him cause he plugged the tub.. He went in there and flipped the drain switch and down went all the water.. Duh that was a smart one!!
I wonder what Dave did with those shells? Threw them at the deer I suppose ...
Here's Neshevich's Claim to the Idiots Hall of Fame. Neshevich says this:
Lets see. I wrote the book on being an idiot, though it took a span of about 4 years to learn this hard hard job of being an idiot. lets see the first time i was about 8 i took my first golf lesson and proceeded to break my golf instructors nose and glasses with my club in the first 5 MINUTES of the lesson. Then when i was 12 I was driving a golf cart when i lost control of it ...... yes i know what your going to ask "How the hell do you loose control of a golf cart?" the answer i have no idea .. so i lost control and proceeded in driving it into the golf chalet ... then to top things off i backed the cart up ran over soime golf clubs then fell out of the cart. The End Your Welcome for being such a big idiot.
Our idiotic judges want to know how old Neshevich is now. If he was capable of such moronic feats at the ripe age of 8 or 12, imagine what he must have done between now and then if he is 20 or so now. Cool, eh? We're waiting to hear. Tune in soon for the "Neshevich Update".