Cooking with Idiots

Yeah, yeah, idiots have to eat too.

I just got an email from Bizzy. Her email address has "lemons-r-yellow" in it. Is she an idiot? You decide. Bizzy thought Confectioner's Sugar was just a brand name, so she didn't think it mattered and used granulated sugar to make icing. Turns out she was making this cake for an Independence Day party and had to check with a friend to find out if Independence Day was going to be on the 4th .... again .... this year. When she figured out something was wrong, she popped open a can of store bought frosting and hid the other stuff in the freezer where months later it was pulled out. People wondered what it was and how it got there, but Bizzy never fessed up. Mystery stuff in the freezer ...

The funniest thing I can think of that relates to food is the time my sister had a pot of potpourri simmering on the stove. Her husband was out with the guys and she got tired of waiting up for him. She turned off the pot and went to bed. About an hour later, in comes Dennis. He's drunk. He's got the munchies. He ladels himself up a big mug of "soup". Ha! His chin was stained pink for two weeks.

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