Idiots ... the Contest!
Idiots ... the Contest ... That sounded like "idiots ... the sequel" or something, eh? It's not though. It's the chance idiots worldwide have been waiting for. An opportunity to reach for fools gold, stake a claim in the idiot's hall of fame.
Make no mistake. This contest is not for ordinary idiots, boobs, morons, bozos, or numbskulls. It's only for Championship Idiots. Idiots who deserve recognition for something incredibly stupid. Are you an idiot? Have you done something totally moronic and need to tell the world?
OK ... here are the idiotic rules.
1. Contest is open to championship quality idiots, dolts, morons, numbskulls, and simpletons, 18 years or older from anywhere in the world, except where idiot contests may be banned or otherwise unlawful.
2. The entry must be your own. You may not nominate some other idiot. It also must be clean. Our web site is kid safe.
3. All entries become the sole property of America Works when submitted and you agree to allow us to publish your tale of stupidity on this web site.
4. The decision of our idiotic judges is final and winners will be selected at our sole discretion.
5. Chances of winning: Pretty good. We reserve the right to select multiple winners.
Here's what You'll Win
We'll publish your entry for all the world to see. You'll be able to send people to our web site, proudly proclaiming that you've been selected as one of the world's biggest idiots. Claim the fame! You'll also be able to proudly display this special graphic on your web site telling the world you're a supreme idiot.
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Here's how to Enter
Simply click here to send us e-mail. Tell us what you've done that is completely nonsensical, moronic, stupid and idiotic. Creativity counts! Make us laugh and the world will laugh with you too!
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Idiots Hall of Fame