the Free Idiots Online Photography Studio

Ready to have your picture taken? Hair combed? Get that piece of food out from between your front teeth! And what's that hanging from your nose??

OK, you're ready.

The instructions are easy.

Instructions for 1 person in the photo:

Just look into the camera. Say Cheese. Press the "1 idiot" link and away you go.

Instructions for more than 1 person in the photo:

Click "2 idiots " or "3 idiots" ... then all of you look into the camera. All of you say Cheese. Away you go.

Instructions for Family Portraits:

Click "Family Portrait" .. make sure the kids don't have dirt on their faces. All of you say Cheese. Away you go.

Ready?

the idiot cam

How Many People Are In the Photo? Important! This camera will NOT focus correctly if you click the wrong link. Stand close together and not more than 3' from your computer screen!

Ready? Say Cheese!

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