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Reach Out and Boink Someone

Ever get the urge to send someone a package that would embarrass the hell out of them? Maybe you've got a "favorite" professor, a snotty boss or coworker, a former spouse or significant other.

Well .. your search has ended for the perfect prank. Now you can send, completely anonymously, a huge box with highly visible labels all over it that no one in the office will be able to miss. Your lucky recipient will be thoroughly mortified

Here's just a sampling of what can be plastered all over these huge boxes:

Inflatable Doll of the Month Club;

Guide to the Best Brothels in Nevada;

Your Nude Glamour Shots are Being Returned.

There's much more, so click here to pick your poison. If you use coupon number e-87734, you'll get free shipping. Price range $7.98 to $19.99.

My personal favorite is Scrota Scratch Powder. I sent that to a lawyer I used to work for. I sent the $19.99 box which is 20" x 20" x10". The labels on it say:

Scrota-Scratch Soothing Powder Corp. (Relief for the Fire Down Below.TM)
The Items You Requested Enclosed
Instructional Video Enclosed
Enclosed: Industrial Strength Scrota-Scratch. Guaranteed to cure even the nastiest cases.

This package will first hit the mail room, then have to be delivered to his floor, then handled by his secretary. Way too funny :-)

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